The correction officer - Ravi Kopra

Now he is the correction officer
Correcting others' faults

Now he is the trash crasher
Crashing others' trash

Now he is the cheap judge
Judging others as cheap

This number cruncher
This wheeler dealer

This birthday reader
This tea-leaves reader

This palmist astrologer
This tarot-card reader

This mantra mumbler
This misfortune dispeller

This planet prowler
This 'hogwash' howler

Is now stuck in his rut
Of ranting and raving

Of name calling
And hurling insults

I pity such poor souls
I pity such poor brains

Many are foolish
So it is excusable

But what makes it remarkable is
He insists his foolishness be commendable