Story of Uncle Donny

I was first.
But she drove a BMW.
She fast opened her door hitting my Camry.
She fought for my parking place
slamming her car door in my face.
She was pretty. I let her go.

But moments later I thought
the bitch thought I was an ass.

I took my car keys
and keyed her car deep.
Screech. Screech.
From front to the rear bender.
She better think who I was.
She better think I wasn't an ass.