Not poetry, just coping with bad things

Anything bad can happen
But a bad thing may not be a bad thing
A bad thing is bad, but not so bad
But what is the sound of a bad thing?

Bad things have happened before
If a bad thing happens, Allah wills it so
But kill the person who brings a bad thing
Or blame the bad people for bad things

If a bad things happens, you deserve it
Let bad thing happen to others
Why complain? Bad things are bound to happen
Don’t worry when it happens. Beer will drown it

What’s bad to you is bad too to others
If something bad happens, why talk about it?
Be born again if something bad happens
Don’t ask why always bad things come to you

Bad things happen when you don’t work
Bad things don’t happen on Fridays
Bad things don’t happens on Saturdays
Blame God. God made all bad things

Bad thing may become worse things
Even then you pray, always pray
It doesn’t really happen. It happens in your mind
Let us see why bad things do happen

Let us not fight over a bad thing
A bad thing is not the worst thing
A bad thing for someone is a good thing for another
We cannot live without bad things

From a distance a bad thing looks like a good thing
Bad things don’t happen to righteous ones
Unrighteous will suffer bad things again and again
Harm no one if to you a bad thing happens

Really bad things don’t happen, only bad things happen
If a bad thing happens, pray God not to happen again
When bad things happen, good things will come
Bad thing happen not all the time

What are bad things anyway?
What a bad thing to think of bad things
Only bad think of bad things
There are no bad things

Note: Based on Shit Happens posted elsewhere.