Is Jesus Coming Back? - Ravi Kopra

I know of only holy Jesus,
The son of Holy Father,
The one born of virgin Mary,
By immaculate conception,
My Jesus looks like his Father
His Father looks like his son.

He rode a donkey in Jerusalem.
This time when he comes,
He will come by Air Force One,
Landing his plane in the Pentagon,
President will not go there to meet him,
He will come to see the President.
Where? In the White House of course,
He will be greeted by the President,
The First Lady and the Republicans.

Jesus will then raise from the graves,
All the dead Republicans,
And all the living Democrats,
Men, women, children, young and old
Will all go into the graves,
Vacated by Republicans.

Everybody then Republican,
Everybody then Bible blabber,
Everybody then righteous and pious,
Everybody then religious and sane.

No more Democrats, no more nuisance,
The poor will become poorer and poorer,
And die of sickness and starvation,
The rich will become richer and richer,
Living happily in the nation.

Rest of the world? Who cares!
They are not even Christians,
They are heathens.
My Jesus, the son of virgin Mary,
The only beloved son of his Father,
Handsome, white, long hair, blue eyes, tall,
Is coming soon, maybe this Christmas
Maybe be next Fall.

Come he will, wait and see,
Don't tell us it will be some
Jesus the second or Jesus the third,
We want the original Jesus,
The Jesus in the holy Bible,
The one born of immaculate conception
Of holy mother virgin Mary,
The one who's Father's only son.

Hallelujah! Amen! Amen!