Did Ancient Indians Eat Mother Cow, Calves and Bulls?

How dare you tell us
who we were and who we are
don't start with your big bang
and come down to Christianity

everything what was
what is and what will be
is in our holy Vedas
now shut up and listen:

In the beginning was God
who created the universe
and enjoyed watching bodies
in heavens go around and around

it was no more fun for him. He started
getting dizzy watching them go around
So moon struck was he, he thought of he and she
and lo! as the story goes, too long to tell here all this
I will tell it to please you, if you really want to know

So first tell me if you want to hear
How God first created Yugas - time
How God created man in India
How God gave wisdom to him

The wisdom worked till men from the North-West
And some Angrezi land came to holy land to claim it....

(to be continued on collectiveness of critcal-mass interest)