Know Your and Your Son's Body Type
I
You have heart burns
Orange juice does not suit you
You have an ‘acid body type’
You take Mylanta and Tums
Your Aryu doc takes for himself
But he does not tell you
As it is not an Aryu med
You are found dead
Of an heart attack
Lying in your bed
Taking some Aryu med
II
Coffee makes you irritable
It gives you nausea, you throw up
It keeps you awake all night
Your body type: ‘not caffeine loving type’
III
You are young and healthy
Every young lady passing by arouses you
You want any woman ugly or beautiful
Your body type: ‘ you are horny type’
IV
You lost your job
The kids are in school
The montage is due
No money in the bank
Your wife is bitchy
You are depressed
Your body type: ‘the worrying type’
You need some mystical yoga to do
V
You are getting old
You wife is a bitch
She looks like a witch
You go to other women
You cannot perform
Viagra does not help you
Your body type: ‘sleepy ding-dong type’
VI
Your kid misses school
He hates beautiful girls
He loves macho boys
He drinks, he smokes
Sometime marijuana
Sometime sniffes a snort of cocaine
Causes and his body type:
Number 1: he’s a sissy
Number 2: he’s a homo
Number 3: he’s not the son of his mother
Number 4: he’s the son of a bitch or a sow
Number 5: he’s a dumb shit
Number 6 : he’s a lazy son of a gun
Number 7: he’s a shame to his father’s name
Number 8: his prakruti - body mind constitution – is the druggy girlie type
VII
You go to Bangkok
You get bird flu
You sneeze, you cough
You cannot breath, you don’t eat
You get weak, you lie in bed to die
Your Aryu doc sees you
He never heard of bugs or bacteria
He never heard of vicious viruses
But he is an expert on clean and dirty airs
He is expert on spicy and salty foods
He is an expert on all body types
Your body type: ‘ not liking foul-air type’
Your diagnosis: ‘ you inhaled some shit in the air’
Your treatment: ‘ go for a walk in the fresh air’
Your prognosis: ‘ your will get better in a week’
What really happens: ‘ you die next day lying in bed’
Taking fully your Aryu doc med.
PS: There are many many body types, as many as there are people on the earth. For example in India, the motherland of Aryuvedic medicine, there are more than one billion body types, each unique to the body-type carrying soul. Because of some mysterious reasons, some docs from India trained in the Western medicine are turning back to Indian Aryu medicine – perhaps it is their body types. When they were in India, their body type was :'USA loving type'. When they became citizens of USA, their body type changed to: ' 'India loving type'. So be carfeul. Your body type might change, with the passage of time, depending what is best for yout prakurti - your body-mind constitution, that may depend on pride, money and many other complex factors. Have a pleasant visit to your Aryu doc who does not know what a stethoscope is!
You have heart burns
Orange juice does not suit you
You have an ‘acid body type’
You take Mylanta and Tums
Your Aryu doc takes for himself
But he does not tell you
As it is not an Aryu med
You are found dead
Of an heart attack
Lying in your bed
Taking some Aryu med
II
Coffee makes you irritable
It gives you nausea, you throw up
It keeps you awake all night
Your body type: ‘not caffeine loving type’
III
You are young and healthy
Every young lady passing by arouses you
You want any woman ugly or beautiful
Your body type: ‘ you are horny type’
IV
You lost your job
The kids are in school
The montage is due
No money in the bank
Your wife is bitchy
You are depressed
Your body type: ‘the worrying type’
You need some mystical yoga to do
V
You are getting old
You wife is a bitch
She looks like a witch
You go to other women
You cannot perform
Viagra does not help you
Your body type: ‘sleepy ding-dong type’
VI
Your kid misses school
He hates beautiful girls
He loves macho boys
He drinks, he smokes
Sometime marijuana
Sometime sniffes a snort of cocaine
Causes and his body type:
Number 1: he’s a sissy
Number 2: he’s a homo
Number 3: he’s not the son of his mother
Number 4: he’s the son of a bitch or a sow
Number 5: he’s a dumb shit
Number 6 : he’s a lazy son of a gun
Number 7: he’s a shame to his father’s name
Number 8: his prakruti - body mind constitution – is the druggy girlie type
VII
You go to Bangkok
You get bird flu
You sneeze, you cough
You cannot breath, you don’t eat
You get weak, you lie in bed to die
Your Aryu doc sees you
He never heard of bugs or bacteria
He never heard of vicious viruses
But he is an expert on clean and dirty airs
He is expert on spicy and salty foods
He is an expert on all body types
Your body type: ‘ not liking foul-air type’
Your diagnosis: ‘ you inhaled some shit in the air’
Your treatment: ‘ go for a walk in the fresh air’
Your prognosis: ‘ your will get better in a week’
What really happens: ‘ you die next day lying in bed’
Taking fully your Aryu doc med.
PS: There are many many body types, as many as there are people on the earth. For example in India, the motherland of Aryuvedic medicine, there are more than one billion body types, each unique to the body-type carrying soul. Because of some mysterious reasons, some docs from India trained in the Western medicine are turning back to Indian Aryu medicine – perhaps it is their body types. When they were in India, their body type was :'USA loving type'. When they became citizens of USA, their body type changed to: ' 'India loving type'. So be carfeul. Your body type might change, with the passage of time, depending what is best for yout prakurti - your body-mind constitution, that may depend on pride, money and many other complex factors. Have a pleasant visit to your Aryu doc who does not know what a stethoscope is!
posted by Ravi Kopra at 9:12 AM
2 Comments:
Quite interesting, so do you have the bitching body type or sarcastic body type? Or just negative body type? Or Indian mythology hating body type? Or all-thing-Indian hating body type?
Really liked it, though I do not agree with it!
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