You are goddamn dumb

Mysteries of sickness are many fold:
In fact so many, they are untold.
Even if there’s no mystery

A mystic self-help guru
Wants you to believe it’s mystery,
So that he can help you.

You are goddamn dumb,
If you’ve nothing better to do
Than hoping to get sick and die.

If you invoke sickness
To end your life,
You’re a sicko sissy.
You don't deserve a life.

But if your doc finds
Why you are really sick,
You'll get sicker and sicker

And die in days, very quicker,
Going to mystic medics,
For some quick fix.

So what's the mystery?
There's no mystery.
Any bull-shit can be
A mystery, if you believe in it.