No More Free Cows to Milk

Men for years have said:
Why buy a cow,
When you can milk one for free.

Now woman have come to say:
Buzz off you all men,
You are like:

Laxatives, you irritate the crap out of us
Bananas, the older you get the less firm you get
Weather, nothing can we do to change you
Blenders, we need some but what for
Chocolate bars, sweet and smooth heading straight to hip-booths
Commercials, we don’t believe a word you say
Department stores, half price for clothes you always pay
Government bonds, long wait to mature to pay
Mascara, you run fast when emotions come your way
Popcorn, you satisfy in a temporary way
Snowstorms, we never know when you come
How long you come
For how many inches you come
Lava lamps, worth looking but not interesting
Parking lots, all good ones gone, only handicaps now to rely on.

PS: Put together from an unsolicited e-mail.