I finally got enlightened today

I finally got enlightened today.
All my life I’ve wondered why are we here
Why are we born, what purpose do we serve
To be born and finally one day to die!

Surfing the internet I came across
This post from dante raphael allegro ramdeva:
He said: “ the reason we are here is
To bring revival of consciousness,
To plant seed of alien civilizations,
To keep on trekking in the challenging
Cosmic Salad of this universe.”

“We are not alone,” he further went on to say:
“our rational is our turmoil as mankind is not
allowed to progress as the elites missed the boat
and are due for huge karma now. Not to forget
that in oppression and uncivil ways we have treated
our planet for which repercussions are now to be answered,
and, oh well, get ready for your karma that’s around the corner.”

Dear dante raphael allegro ramdeva then greeted
All brothers and sisters of this planet of Shan, saying:
“I love you brothers and sisters, be well, brothers and sisters.”
As if his message posted once was not enough for all of us
To bring home the point of consciousness and Karma,
He posted the message five times on the internet.
And still brother keats michaelangelo cantata lakshmanacharya
Failed fully to get it in his spiritual head and went requesting
Brother dante raphael allegro ramdeva to post it once more on the internet!